Frankie Goes To Hollywood: "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (1984)
Less an extended dance track than a fully-fledged nightclub topography, “Welcome To The Pleasuredome” is FGTH’s magnum opus – a declaration of pleasure and a declaration of intent that would make everything else in their career feel anticlimactic. Opening with ambient jungle noise, it proceeds from a four-to-the-floor dance number based on “Kubla Khan” to a cosmic electronic landscape in which anything and everything feels ejaculatory – shooting stars, laser beams, supernovas – while FGTH conjure up every possible synthetic bleep and gurgle they can think of, in search of ever new and more bizarre ways to achieve or express orgasm. In large part, that’s due to the presence of producer Trevor Horn – it’s his masterpiece as much as FGTH’s, as his efforts to rival Coleridge’s visionary, drug-induced landscapes outclass anything in his own solo career for sheer flamboyance and audacity. It’s not surprising, then, that the song should lend its name to the album, but what is perhaps surprising is that it is the first track on Welcome To The Pleasuredome, with the exception of a short instrumental prologue ("The World is My Oyster"). That would make any album feel anticlimactic, let alone a double album that’s devolves into standards and covers in its second half. But perhaps that’s in keeping with FGTH’s pleasure principle too – the album has no qualms about blowing its load too soon, perhaps because the apparently limitless electronic inventions of the title track seem to offer a surrogate multiple orgasm that sustains you through a series of covers that feel more comically perfunctory as they go, culminating with one of the weirdest covers of Springsteen committed to posterity (and that’s including the Pet Shop Boys’ cover of “The Last to Die” in 2013). In fact the whole album has a surrogate, prosthetic kink to it – it is like a nightclub you can bring into your bedroom, music that bridges that gap between the dance floor and the person you escort home from it, a sex toy crafted out of synthesizers. “Relax,” the first single from Welcome To The Pleasuredome – and the first of FGTH’s career – was made famous by its inclusion in Brian de Palma’s Body Double, but that’s only because even De Palma could never find a way to visualise the sublime vistas glimpsed here, let alone the architecture of orgasm that FGTH and Trevor Horn erect and re-erect with such decadent abandon.